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The Idea Machine - December 12, 2005

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I'm glad I went to Graduate school when I did. It was really by happenstance than anything else and I turned thirty in the middle of it. Being surrounded by twenty something under grads taught me as much as classes. Their experiences, opinions and approach to the craft of music making were so widely varied, I spent lots of time just listening to them talk. Hearing them talk about the universal nature of hip hop because of the practice of sampling. Watching the cellists and violin players completely view their career arcs with a teaching position, 'somewhere small, and playing a little on the side.' Hearing publishing, downloading and sample rate debated more than the minor two-five, the plagal cadence, sub dominant resolution or species counterpoint.

McClewaine (my advisor and mentor) said to me 'You were part of that in-between age, where paper and pen or sequencing were a choice. Now there is no option.' The digital revolution of art production happened just after my generation. My early decision to straddle both worlds still holds me in good stead. But knowing something of both makes me wish I understood and were a part of each one more completely. I'm never sure which I should budget more time and energy to, Pro Tools (which I will upgrade by the end of January) or piano (which I'm finally beginning to understand now, after learning exactly HOW and WHAT to practice for the very first time. Thanks Google.)

Okay, I'll give you one more music example. Know the main reason for Beethoven's rock star death vs Mozart's pauper's funeral ? (Fact: They actually knew each other.) Mozart wrote in the popular operatic style of the day. But the classical repertoire begins with 'The Cult of Beethoven', as it was called. Ready? Beethoven's music was published in movable type. Mozart's was all written by hand. Mass media trumps the boy wonder.

Gutenberg's press spread the bible faster making it one of the most influential books on the planet. His moveable type rose in the 1450’s. (I wonder what the literacy rate was then?) 'Wired' talks about the events of the last 10 years alone changing the world. Those are the ten years I had between my BA and today, with Grad school exactly in-between.

And this phenomenal rise of technology has given birth to a new animal. 'Creatives' are able to not only connect but 'inter'- connect unlike any time in the past. It has become the simplest matter to reach out and touch the mind of another. But there is a byproduct no one imagined. You talk to the idea machine, and it will talk back. People are able to be exposed to, well, other people and think about more ideas than before. I think this cross breeding of idea and practice is reaching a critical mass. To create what, I'm not sure.

I do have a few thoughts though.....

It is like standing in a well laid out hardware store and saying, not what can I merely BUILD but what can I build WITH. We have so many choices and points of view 'infinite diversity in infinite combination' just doesn't hold it all.

And it makes me understand why orthodoxy is so appealing.

HPK

Hugh Klitzke is the creative director and producer of HPK Music. He wants goldfish for Christmas. In a Mac Tank. He also wishes he got an MBA with a concentration in marketing.

Back again, for the first time. - November 28, 2005

When your own sister asks if you are still publishing a column, you know its time to get back to work.

We start here today. A web page I recently found lists things in 5ives.

A few of my own.

Five favorite songs

Powerhouse by Raymond Scott Moonglow words and music by Will
Hudson, Edgar DeLange and Irving Mills
Bolero by Ravel (no kidding)
Heliotrope Bouquet by Scott Joplin and Louis Chauvin
Two Part Invention No 13 by J.S. Bach

Five precious objects.

Journals
My wristwatch
My leather
My favorite jeans (Tommy Hilfiger)
Anything monogrammed (I hate my name, but I really like my initials. Hence the company name)

Five things I can’t live without.

Yoghurt
Television
Comic Books (old or new)
Structure. (A form to work / live in)
The people I’ve come to care about. (The other runners in the race can be off the cliff like lemmings.)

Oh, just shut up already. I know what this all sounds like. I’m
trying, Okay?

Five actual questions I’ve heard in my crummy new retail job

I need to plug my TV into the thing on my TV to make a connection. Do
you have it? (???)
Why is THAT the company policy? It happens every time I come in here. (And you continue to come in, because?)
Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your savior today? (No sir, I have a
natural tendency toward athiesm.)
I don’t want an open box. Has this box been opened? (No.) Can you
open this box for me? (You just asked me if this other box was opened. Why should I open a different box for you to look inside when you didn’t want an opened box yourself ?)
Do you have a bullhorn? I want to use it to tell my noisy neighbor to
stop. (Swear to God.)

This xmas season is interesting already.

HPK

The nicest thing - September 20, 2005

The Rev. Arturo Pacheco just wrote me...

"i don't get a chance to go online much (down in the ghetto), but i did just get this message from you. i love the cryptograssrootscommunity ideashare mindfield collective consciousness thing. count me in."

I feel like a real geek. Makes me smile.

HPK
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Hugh P. Klitzke is the Creative Director and Producer of HPK Music. It's the little things do it for him.

Dial Up the Volume - September 11, 2005

Dial Up the Volume

09/11/05

Everything on September 11th happened so quickly. And Clear Channel made suggestions about what was bad to broadcast very quickly. They
posted a list of songs with "questionable lyrics" while insisting the choices were only "advisory".

Legislated cultural conservatism has always frightened me. And I do consider Clear Channel to be a legislated majority. Through licensing (read law), they "own" the majority of the air.

In the past, musicians as varied as Kurt Weill, Duke Ellington, Raymond Scott, and Irving Berlin, in the name of the greater good for the state, were brutally censored by a power elite. I mention them NOT to
compare the Clear Channel monopoly to the barbarism of Nazi Germany. I mention those censored because they are familiar and by contemporary standards considered culturally benign. Nostalgic. Innocent.

The nightmare made real was four years ago. The decisions made by Clear Channel have softened with time. But Al Quaeda is still out there. And Al Quaeda has "embraced the jihadist wordview of one global Islamic state where there is".... "'no alcohol, no music and no western influences.' " (Time Magazine quoting a suicide bomber waiting for the call. 07/04/05 p. 26)

I believe it is important to remember the many wounds that we suffered from the attacks. And yes, we need to be smart and aware about the
choices we make.

But maybe the best way to remember September 11th is to dial up the volume. Not dial it down.

Hugh P. Klitzke is Producer and Creative Director of HPK Music.
Sometimes he is too damn complicated for his own good.
HPKMUSIC.com

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Sept. 19, 2001 -- Last week an executive at radio giant Clear Channel Communications sent its 1,200-plus stations a list of songs with "questionable lyrics" in light of the terrorist attacks. Some of them reference air travel ("Jet Airliner" by the Steve Miller Band); others feature violent or troubling images ("Enter Sandman" by Metallica). Still others advocate peace (John Lennon's "Imagine"; the Youngbloods' "Get Together").

As NPR's Rick Karr reports, Clear Channel execs insist the list was an "advisory," and stations weren't forced to follow it. But artists and listeners are outraged that the largest owner of radio stations in the United States.... would even consider such a move.

According to the Web site Hitsdailydouble.com, the artists and songs cited are:

Drowning Pool, "Bodies"
Mudvayne, "Death Blooms"
Megadeth, "Dread and the Fugitive", "Sweating Bullets"
Saliva, "Click Click Boom"
P.O.D., "Boom"
Metallica, "Seek and Destroy", "Harvester or Sorrow" , "Enter Sandman","Fade to Black"
All Rage Against The Machine songs
Nine Inch Nails, "Head Like a Hole"
Godsmack, "Bad Religion"
Tool, "Intolerance"
Soundgarden, "Blow Up the Outside World"
AC/DC, "Shot Down in Flames", "Shoot to Thrill", "Dirty Deeds" ,
"Highway to Hell", "Safe in New York City", "TNT" , "Hell's Bells"
Black Sabbath, "War Pigs" , "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath" , "Suicide Solution"
Dio, "Holy Diver"
Steve Miller, "Jet Airliner"
Van Halen, "Jump"
Queen, "Another One Bites the Dust". "Killer Queen"
Pat Benatar, "Hit Me with Your Best Shot", "Love is a Battlefield"
Oingo Boingo, "Dead Man's Party"
REM, "It's the End of the World as We Know It"
Talking Heads, "Burning Down the House"
Judas Priest, "Some Heads Are Gonna Roll"
Pink Floyd, "Run Like Hell", "Mother"
Savage Garden, "Crash and Burn"
Dave Matthews Band, "Crash Into Me"
Bangles, "Walk Like an Egyptian"
Pretenders, "My City Was Gone"
Alanis Morissette, "Ironic"
Barenaked Ladies, "Falling for the First Time"
Fuel, "Bad Day"
John Parr, "St. Elmo's Fire"
Peter Gabriel, "When You're Falling"
Kansas, "Dust in the Wind"
Led Zeppelin, "Stairway to Heaven"
The Beatles, "A Day in the Life", "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds",
"Ticket To Ride", "Obla Di, Obla Da"
Bob Dylan/Guns N Roses, "Knockin' on Heaven's Door"
Arthur Brown, "Fire"
Blue Oyster Cult, "Burnin' For You"
Paul McCartney and Wings, "Live and Let Die"
Jimmy Hendrix, "Hey Joe"
Jackson Brown, "Doctor My Eyes"
John Mellencamp, "Crumbling Down", "I'm On Fire"
U2, "Sunday Bloody Sunday"
Boston, "Smokin"
Billy Joel, "Only the Good Die Young"
Barry McGuire, "Eve of Destruction"
Steam, "Na Na Na Na Hey Hey"
Drifters, "On Broadway"
Shelly Fabares, "Johnny Angel"
Los Bravos, "Black is Black"
Peter and Gordon, "I Go To Pieces", "A World Without Love"
Elvis, "(You're the) Devil in Disguise"
Zombies, "She's Not There"
Elton John, "Benny and The Jets", "Daniel", "Rocket Man"
Jerry Lee Lewis, "Great Balls of Fire"
Santana, "Evil Ways"
Louis Armstrong, "What A Wonderful World"
Youngbloods, "Get Together"
Ad Libs, "The Boy from New York City"
Peter Paul and Mary, "Blowin' in the Wind", "Leavin' on a Jet Plane"
Rolling Stones, "Ruby Tuesday"
Simon And Garfunkel, "Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Happenings, "See You in Septemeber"
Carole King, "I Feel the Earth Move"
Yager and Evans, "In the Year 2525"
Norman Greenbaum, "Spirit in the Sky"
Brooklyn Bridge, "Worst That Could Happen"
Three Degrees, "When Will I See You Again"
Cat Stevens, "Peace Train", "Morning Has Broken"
Jan and Dean, "Dead Man's Curve"
Martha and the Vandellas, "Nowhere to Run", "Dancing in theStreets"
Hollies, "He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
San Cooke Herman Hermits, "Wonder World"
Petula Clark, "A Sign of the Times"
Don McLean, "American Pie"
J. Frank Wilson, "Last Kiss"
Buddy Holly and the Crickets, "That'll Be the Day"
John Lennon, "Imagine"
Bobby Darin, "Mack the Knife"
The Clash, "Rock the Casbah"
Surfaris, "Wipeout"
Blood Sweat and Tears, "And When I Die"
Dave Clark Five, "Bits and Pieces"
Tramps, "Disco Inferno"
Paper Lace, "The Night Chicago Died"
Frank Sinatra, "New York, New York"
Creedence Clearwater Revival, "Travelin' Band"
The Gap Band, "You Dropped a Bomb On Me"
Alien Ant Farm, "Smooth Criminal"
3 Doors Down, "Duck and Run"
The Doors, "The End"
Third Eye Blind, "Jumper"
Neil Diamond, "America"
Lenny Kravitz, "Fly Away"
Tom Petty, "Free Fallin'"
Bruce Springsteen, "I'm On Fire", "Goin' Down"
Phil Collins, "In the Air Tonight"
Alice in Chains, "Rooster", "Sea of Sorrow", "Down in a Hole", "Them Bone"
Beastie Boys, "Sure Shot", "Sabotage"
The Cult, "Fire Woman"
Everclear, "Santa Monica"
Filter, "Hey Man, Nice Shot"
Foo Fighters, "Learn to Fly"
Korn, "Falling Away From Me"
Red Hot Chili Peppers, "Aeroplane", "Under the Bridge"
Smashing Pumpkins, "Bullet With Butterfly Wings"
System of a Down, "Chop Suey!"
Skeeter Davis, "End of the World"
Rickey Nelson, "Travelin' Man"
Chi-Lites, "Have You Seen Her"
Animals, "We Gotta Get Out of This Place"
Fontella Bass, "Rescue Me"
Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels, "Devil with the Blue Dress"
James Taylor, "Fire and Rain"
Edwin Starr/Bruce Springstein, "War"
Lynyrd Skynyrd, "Tuesday's Gone"
Limp Bizkit, "Break Stuff"
Green Day, "Brain Stew"
Temple of the Dog, "Say Hello to Heaven"
Sugar Ray, "Fly"
Local H, "Bound for the Floor"
Slipknot, "Left Behind, Wait and Bleed"
Bush, "Speed Kills"
311, "Down"
Stone Temple Pilots, "Big Bang Baby," "Dead and Bloated"
Soundgarden, "Fell on Black Days," "Black Hole Sun"
Nina, "99 Luft Balloons/99 Red Balloons"

Copyright 2001 NPR

Wanted: Production partner poised to take over the world. - August 28, 2005

Wanted: Production partner poised to take over the world. Must be deeply versed in popular culture of the last twenty years. Especially of Top 40 radio. Must be wizard editor utilizing audio editing platform of your choice. PC okay - if you like inflicting that level of pain on yourself.

Must be kind, patient, loyal. Willing to develop unswerving commitment personally and professionally with attendance and support of all partner's outside projects large and small, good and bad. Through High School, college and after.

Must call up out of blue after years of absence and pick up things just like yesterday. Must answer phone day or night. Must be willing to be yelled at because of the fiery nature of your collaborator and still patiently explain your own point of view for endless hours (because you are right, as usual) while still being completely candid, honest, willing to grow and still be the great guy you always were in high school.

Must be called Ed Beck. Must be my best friend.

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This is the hole in my life that nobody ever can fill.
So, I know I'll need to rewrite the ad.

HPK